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The random musings of a single, twenty-something urbanite with too much idle time on his hands.

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I'm a man of many words, but of few actions. So this appears to be a perfect marriage of convenience.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Blaze of Glory

Reason No. 4, 080 why I love living on Capitol Hill: As I was leaving the bar tonight, my friend Rebekah and I are greeted by a Volkswagen van on fire. I mean in flames, smoke billowing, waiting for the thing to blow up like in the movies, fucking on fire. We walked up the hill, where we encountered a group of people, and ended up talking to the driver of the van. Turns out he was just driving home from work when people noticed his car was on fire and yelled at him to get out. He jumped out, leaving his car at the intersection right in front of the bar, and books up the hill. I actually got to get on the phone and dial 911 for the first time in my life. The fire engine rolls down the street and they get to work. The crowd gathers. Ah, the drama on an average Friday night. As for the postscript, I wish I could be there when he explained this to his insurance company in the morning.

Monday, May 22, 2006

I See You

The Christian right hates sex, sure, we knew that. But this is ridiculous. So I'm sure they'd love to hear about this.

This has nothing to do with God or sex, but it's rare when nature comes to Greek Row.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Long Highway


One of the reasons we deify musicians is because of the disconnect between album material and live stage show and us, the faceless audience at-large. It's that gulf between artist and listener that actually benefits both producer and consumer. The idea that these avatars of melody seem untouchable almost, well, makes the word-and-song dance about everyday thoughts, feelings, experiences and emotions all the more deep and powerful. It's as if once an instrument is in play, a song penned, a voice unleashed, the artist is somehow outside of the human experience, able to observe and report back as an objective party.

Of course, most of that is bullshit. We love our music, we want it to matter, and for those of us who choose to devote large portions of time and income (your humble author included) on the material, we want some fucking validation. We want it to mean something. So that wall between performer and fan is very necessary. It helps with the whole myth and romanticism thing. But no matter how devoted to your craft you are, you still have bills to pay. Often we forget that not everyone is making U2 money. Your favorite rising indie band or coffee shop Jack Johnson wannabe isn't exactly rolling 'round in a Phantom or appearing on Sofia Coppola's latest soundtrack.

So OK, what does this have to do with anything? Well, reader, be patient, writing short is not a skill I possess. Anyway, on Sunday afternoon I stroll into a local coffee shop. Waiting in line, I notice one of the servers behind the counter looks vaguely familiar. Then it hits me. I turn to my friend Cassie and whisper "Isn't that Sera Cahoone?" Yes, turns out it is. Some background for those not familiar with the local music scene. Sera Cahoone is a singer-songwriter originally from Colorado. Her self-titled debut album was released earlier this spring. It's fantastic stuff. Her voice is a deep southern, gothic timbre, haunting and melodious all at once. She sounds like the love child of Cat Power and one of those old-time country and bluegrass singers from the middle of last century. Anyway, it's one of the better local releases I've heard in a long while and one of my favorite albums right now.

As I wait to order, it strikes me. Even though she is super talented, a good songwriter with a knack for making topics that would be cliché in the hands of lesser performers (unrequited love, horrible relationships, loneliness) into something original and refreshing, she is about to serve me a tall, $4 iced coffee on a muggy Sunday afternoon. I didn't feel sad for her exactly, but part of me wondered how many other musicians I've liked are in similar predicaments. I forget sometimes that just because I pay $10 to see her open at Neumo's or shell out the $12 for her album, she isn't getting mainstream radio play and only music nerds like me really have any idea who she is at the moment. She likely has credit card debt, maybe a student loan, a light bill to pay and groceries to buy just like me. So if being a barista is paying the bills while she continues to pursue her passion, who am I to judge? At least she's doing something she loves. And the funny thing? It didn't erase the myth or make me think any less of her. Instead, as I sit here and listen to her record while I type this, I've gained a new appreciation. You can hear the hunger in her voice, the songs taking on a whole new perspective. She's being shaped by real experiences and her music reflects that. That whole thing about myth and romanticism? Fuck it. Sometimes reality is the best way to connect. That and making sure to tip 100 percent.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

A 'Pointless' Debate

Apparently, many virile young men at campuses all across America are having the same mortifying problems as their fathers and grandfathers. When chased, it seems, they, um, lose interest. I can wholeheartedly state that I have no problems with the modern woman's needs. After all, I am a Feminist at heart.

Monday, May 08, 2006

"Back In The Days When I Was Young I'm Not A Kid Anymore"

I've been in a retro mood of late – flicks, kicks and chicks. But of course, for me, it always comes back to the music. So, in honor of back in the days...

"When girls was bellin' tight courderoys/Like for the boys basket weaves, Nike Court Airs and footsie socks/And eatin' pickles with tootsie pops/And it don't stop; I'm glad, cuz when J.J. Fad hit 'Supersonic' it was kinda like a sport to wear biker shorts/Or to wear jeans; And it seemed like the masses of hoochies had 'Poison' airbrushed on they asses/Dudes had on Nike suits and the Pumas with the fat laces/Cuz it was either that or K-Swiss/I miss those days and so I pout like a grown jerk/Wishin' all I had to do now was finish homework."

...I present a random list of songs present at seminal (and the not so seminal) points of my adolescence:

Song Playing During My First (Real) Kiss: Weak, SWV
First Song of First Album I Ever Owned: Lay Your Hands On Me, Bon Jovi
Song Present When I Witnessed My First Death Of A Pet: The Transformers Theme
The Song I Lost My Virginity To: Part of Your World, Little Mermaid Soundtrack (It was playing in my high school girlfriend's little sister's room next door.)
Song That Kept Skipping The First Time I Made-out With Someone: Part-Time Lover, Above The Rim Soundtrack
Rocking The Tape Deck The First Time I Called Someone To Ask Them To Go To A Dance With Me: Mr. Big Stuff, Heavy D
Song That Taught Me That Cursing Was Cool And That White People Were Evil: Fuck The Police, NWA
On My Walkman When Derrick Kicked My Ass In Sixth Grade After An Argument Over Whether The Bears Would Suck That Year (They Did): End Of The Road, Boomerang Soundtrack
Most Heavily Played Song At First Co-Ed Party I Went To In Seventh Grade In Which We Played "Seven Minutes In Heaven": If I Ever Fall In Love, Shai
First Song Of Set Of First Solo Concert I Attended: Catch A Bad One, Del The Funkee Homosapien
Song On Repeat Most Often When My Friend Bill and I Stayed Up All Night To Complete The Trilogy – Beating Super Mario Brothers I, II And III In One Night: My Perogative, Bobby Brown
Song Of The Summer, Year I Graduated High School: Too Close, Next
Played Ad Nauseam At Every Post-High School Graduation Party: Still Not A Player, Big Pun
Song Playing In The Car When I Arrived At College: You Know My Steez, Gangstarr

Turning Japanese

Apparently, this is quite the hands-on event.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

A Different Type of Dear Jon Letter

Dear Douchebag,

Stop stealing my fucking underwear. It goes without saying that the whole two washers and two dryers scenario of our shared laundry facility dictates that your ass must do a lot of waiting. I can understand if my load is sitting in the dryer and the cycle is done and your wash cycle is complete and I'm nowhere in sight. Fine, remove my stuff and stack it on top of the dryer. But no society I've ever read about says it's proper protocol for you to place some of your stuff – tidy whities, girlfriend's massive and unattractive panties, holey socks – in my goddamn dryer cycle.

That's not even the worst part. Sometimes, you fucking shithose, your sneak-thief ass will get your stuff out before I arrive. Somehow in this transition some of my underwear goes missing. Not the designer jeans, not the vintage T-Shirts, only my fucking BOXER BRIEFS. Now, I have seen your stuff hiding out amongst my shit – I always know it's your stuff because I don't have a fucking 38 waist you portly fuck or rock saggy BVD briefs you cunt – so I know their is no conceivable way you are squeezing your ass into my size 30 draws. And yet, shit seems to go missing. Somehow, you are actively picking out a pair or two (usually the high-end stuff) and making off like some fucking cowardly frat boy in some lame-ass rush prank.

So this begs the question: What have I done to you? Did I stab your cat with a sharpened toothbrush? Did I insult you one day while getting the mail, by asking if you were a Carlos Mencia fan? Did I slap bellies with your girlfriend after blacking out in the hall? I want some fucking answers. I want to know, really, what you do with my underwear. What the fuck is going on cheapskate? If I find your fucking stuff in my load again, expect a revenge I save for only the worst kinds of people. Fuck you.

Sincerely,

A pissed off neighbor.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Chirp, Shawty, Chirp

If some of the early songs I heard are any indication, her new album is going to be rifuckulously awesome.